by B. Rudy November 06, 2007
James: Dude, I got to eat pussy, ya' know?
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
Andy: No, man, I don't know. Why?
James: Well I'm not exactly carrying a beef log around to impress the ladies.
by Niko Bettoli May 01, 2008
The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.
'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'
'I love me some beef squatting'
'I love me some beef squatting'
by nineninenine March 05, 2010
by Tomrod May 02, 2011
It is a euphemism for a transsexuals penis.
Sometimes used for crossdressers, transvestites and/or drag queens.
Sometimes used for crossdressers, transvestites and/or drag queens.
by WillowQueen December 03, 2010
The act of a male/female penetrating their anus with preferably a glass dildo for around 3 hours an 50 minutes you may want to for for a little longer to get the full effect. After the time is up there there should be a crusty paste like substance formed around the crown of the anus thus looking like taco meat.
by Raleighk62 November 21, 2013