He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
by margrette sees January 23, 2013
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(Jim reaches into his wallet and pulls out a hundred-dollar bill) "That's a beer ticket man. You give this to a guy at a liquor store and he gives you a lot of beer."
by Narcoleptic P. April 3, 2009
Get the beer ticket mug.The insertion of one's fist into a vagina until it meets resistance, whereby it unfurls to create a tickling motion against the cervix.
by Llama_Farmer March 31, 2015
Get the Cervix tickler mug.The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.
Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week
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Get the Ticklicious mug.An obscure kink in which one partner performs articulate maneuvers and/or gestures on an other partner's foreskin with intimacy. Hence, that first partner is now a foreskin tickler.
Allen: So, Luis, how was your night with Carson?
Luis: He's such a foreskin tickler, dude; I woke up the following morning and my wee-wee hood was raw.
Luis: He's such a foreskin tickler, dude; I woke up the following morning and my wee-wee hood was raw.
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