by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019
Get the Tree Brarkmug. A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020
Get the Tree Slonkeymug. A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013
Get the Boner Treemug. A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017
Get the piss treemug. by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017
Get the poison treemug. by dirtylinda25 March 17, 2017
Get the the lime treemug. Babatunde's favourite snack
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
He eat it and smoke it everyday
He love the grape tree, the tastiest tree in all of de jungle
by Yung Melo November 17, 2020
Get the Grape Treemug.