Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.

I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)

by christostef August 09, 2023

mexi-wagon

Another term for a minivan considering that many Mexican own minivans and need them to fit several people in it earned the name Mexi-wagon.

Guy 1: Dude did you see how many Mexicans got out of there?

Guy 2: It's called a Mexi-wagon bro.

by You're incorrect October 18, 2015

wagon master

One who organizes RV rallies or large gatherings

Hector is the wagon master for the northeast regional rv rally this year

by Plumber69 October 08, 2019

Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

“Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 06, 2024

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017

Shanty wagon

Noun: A piece of crap car that belongs in a third world country and not on paved roads.

Get your damn shanty wagon off of the interstate!

by Samb12 August 23, 2014