A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan March 10, 2012
a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers
Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.
by Dstew1024 December 22, 2017
A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.
My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.
by AmadeuS469 August 22, 2018
World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END
> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine
> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine
by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021
I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)
by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017
by bobandfred December 27, 2009