such a fucking tree

A person who is a tree often are named wilson

how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree

by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022

puffing trees

The act of smoking a large "puff" of marijuana or "tree"

Yo bro we gonna puff some trees after school?
Yo bro we puffing trees whenever we can!

by Swimgod December 1, 2015

tree-searched

To do some research while ridiculously stoned

I tree-searched that rave-booty last night.

by plaguedsoul1988 April 4, 2015

golf tree

An obstacle thats in the way of the hole

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree

by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

Tree Chicken

A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.

First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.

Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.

by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019

Tree Vagina

I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)

FUCK you kaleb You Tree vagina go sniff a dick you faggot.

by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017