one touch cockie

One tough cookie, person that is difficult to get in touch with

he is one touch cockie

by Glen Forrester Young April 27, 2007

Awkward Man Touch

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Negative Midas touch

Everything touched turns to crap instead of gold. Midas was able to touch something and it would turn to gold instantly. Having the "negative Midas touch" causes the exact opposite effect.

Mike cant seem to fix anything, everything he touches he breaks. He's got the negative Midas touch.

by Shantee Geetum November 12, 2009

HBO touch

When you are touched in a way that you see on HBO. this is in a sexual manner like you see on shows like sex in the city. hopefully you dont get touched like the guys on oz but it can be quite enjoyable if the right person gives you an HBO touch.

hey guys last night sally cornered me and gave me an awesome HBO touch

by Man With Jabs Like Newborn Kitten November 12, 2004

My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.

Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.

by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022

Upper channel touch

IN reference to trqading, but when one is playing with the clit.

I got to sex by starting with the Upper channel touch.

by dayTrade February 20, 2019

Touch My Bumpkin

A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice

It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben

by GozUnlimited April 1, 2020