Tongue Punch The Dirt Star

The act of placing ones tongue in another persons butthole.

Hello Ladies, This is my friend Chance. He would like to Tongue Punch The Dirt Star.Are you interested?

by Jdizub August 09, 2012

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national tongue kiss day

You have to tongue kiss A boy/girl

national tongue kiss day

by Kissingking April 12, 2018

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Dalai Lama Tongue

Eeggh no don't suck it! 🤢

Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵

Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"

Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"

Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."

Dalai Lama "Our culture-"

Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"

Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

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Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.

“The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”

by lairec ocx July 16, 2022

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Bite my Tongue at You

Holding back whatever the individual wanted to say (insult) by biting their tongue.

Form of holding back and insulting someone without actually saying the insult intended.
Often used because the insult is too hard-hitting to be used.

"I bite my tongue at you sir."

by Mehaljebro April 22, 2019

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