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Simon

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord
by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020
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simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight
Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool
by Buddybeth January 17, 2017
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Simon Cowell

A Hot top. Secretly gay for David Walliams, one of the Bgt's judges.

Used when you're straight but gay for one person.
A: Wtf dude...are you Simon Cowell for him.
B: yeah kinda.
by Believe it or not 🙄 November 25, 2021
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Simon

Simon has a very big dick and big balls. Get you a Simon.
Simon
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
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simone beard

the best girl that you can ever meet in your life she will be the light in your life but he boyfriend is very protective of her so stay away anyway she the best girl in the world and the cutest thing alive
OMG IS THAT SIMONE BEARD!!!! holy S****
by Im the creator January 14, 2018
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Simone

Simone is the best guy you'll ever meet.
He is kind, beautiful, funny, handsome, pretty, smart, intelligent and every good adjective you can think about.
Simone is known for making your life so much better and after knowing him you can't do go a day without talking to him.
He is patient with everyone and is good at explaining things. His eyes are the most beautiful tone of brown and he has got long eyelashes.
Trust me, u want to know him!
He is also the greatest boyfriend you could have!
You: how is the new guy?
Me: he is such a Simone!
by vaso1984 November 21, 2021
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NINA SIMONE

Nina Simone can refer to a 9×19mm (9 millimeter)
As said from $crim of the $uicideboy$ “Nina simone up on my ear while I debate to take my life
by Tony with the tommy September 16, 2020
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