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A fat little beaner who sucks at soccer and sits on the bench the whole time. He runs out of breath and can’t even shoot one goal. He’s annoying and is a fat little beaner and a hoe and he likes to talk to little children
Marvid Sanchez : Omg is that owen MY MAN?!
Owen: Yes it’s me owen your sexy man 😼
by larzia December 21, 2023
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Owen A. Wasif

It is proven by scientists that Owen A. Wasif is better than Macy baker in every way.
“I wouldn’t have bought my sister a ps5” - Macy “I know, I’m just better” - Owen A. Wasif
by trippin_ballz85 December 23, 2023
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Owen Riley

Owen Riley is a really tall and tan guy. Hes hella funny and is always there as a shoulder to cry on. He hates seeing you when your upset and will ALWAYS go out of his way to help you. Owen Riley's usually have dark brown hair, with a hot middle part, he's usually got dark eyes that you could get lost in, and you'll usually spot him wearing glasses. But he definitely knows how to treat a girl, is a HOT kisser, and knows all the tricks.
"Owen Riley is one great kisser"

"Really?"
"Yea, its hot"
by uhidkkfr January 21, 2024
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Owen rimel

Owen rimel is Jake’s boyfriend and loves jake very much he is very gay but he still has a place in his heart for Bella (perhaps platonic, perhaps not). He also loves eating carrots and dressing up as carrots.
My name is Owen rimel and I love Jake and eating carrots
by Infinitepizzafrfr January 24, 2024
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Throwin’ Owen

When a person decides to purposefully ruin a match in an online videogame , or uses terrible logic to make the wrong decision in a online game.
Holy cow, you were throwin’ Owen that game!
by Tepidum January 26, 2024
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Owen

a guy who always gets mad at someone for getting drunk even though he is the reason they did it
Owen: Why would you get drunk?? You promised you wouldnt get drunk.
Someone: Im sorry
Owen: *ghosts you for a week*
by danzyz February 4, 2024
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Owen

Someone who is insanely intelligent and works just as hard. He takes the hardest classes and always breezes through them and everyone wonders how he did it. Everyone definitely knows he’s going to win some kind of Nobel prize in his lifetime. He reads Hemingway and Machiavelli for fun and likes to have deep philosophical discussions about theories he is interested in.

He has a bizarre sense of humor, but he always makes everyone laugh. He can turn an awkward, sour conversation into something hilarious and memorable. He knows how to poke fun at others without being outright rude. Sometimes he makes a stupid joke and thinks he’s funny, but it’s still funny because he thinks he is.

His smile is contagious and he lights up every room he walks in. His stupid little grin is bound to put a smile on everyone’s face. He has the face of a runway model but doesn’t know it yet. All the girls want him, he’s just that admirable.

Everyone would be lucky to have an Owen in their life; they make the world simply brighter.
Girl 1: oh my god is that Owen? He looks so good today.

Girl 2: dude I saw him first- back off man
by chadanooga April 4, 2023
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