Tumblr kid

Said of a member of the generation z who is:
Depressed (or fakes it)
Lonely (or fakes it)
Very (unnecessarily) invested in fandom
LGBT (or fakes it)
And practices or had practiced some sort of art (or claims to but gave up after a week)
Note this term does not demand that someone possesses a tumblr log in

Why are you so surprised that I wrote this depressed fanfic? I’m a tumblr kid

by Some sort of freak I guess July 27, 2019

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jumanji kid

Loud neighborhood children who paly outdoors early in the morning, waking up anyone sleeping in houses close by.

I was up late last night, and was woken up early by some jumangi kids 2 houses over.

Fuck ing jumanji kids have a trampoine, and keep waking me up every morning being loud.

by Cliffburton September 10, 2008

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Bubble Kid

A school age student who is close to, but not yet passing, a state standardized test.

The math department really needs to focus on the bubble kids this year so that our school can improve its average test score on the state exam.

by jlandis October 22, 2008

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astronaut kid

A lonely, stoner. Someone who is out of this world, always alone and high.

"I cut everybody out of my circle. Now I'm an astronaut kid."

"Chizzy don't fuck with us no more, she's an astronaut kid now!"

by Cheytown April 1, 2016

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Huet Kid

A person who is absolutely retarded and clueless of reality. (Another word for retard)

Dominic is such a huet kid I heard he got a F on his math test.

by Domm Stasikk October 7, 2017

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kids toys

Visual alarm which tells you to get the hell out of there before the girl you pulled last night wakes up.

Dude 1: How did it work out with that hottie you pulled last night, you gonna see her again?

Dude 2: No way man, once the sun came up I realised there was kids toys everywhere.

Dude 1: Yikes, no wonder she gave it up so easy.

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

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