The payment for someone to eat a Pot Noodle and then shit on the payers chest so that they can slurp it up for a meal.
by DaRealTj June 10, 2020
Get the Campbell Soupmug. by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022
Get the sour soupmug. Hot Soup is a variation of a Hot Lunch which, in this case, rather than delivering a solid log of crap, you deliver the liquified, diarrhea version thereof. It's heinous, it's awful, you can dazzle your friends by throwing its use out in conversation.
"Did you ever give your girlfriend a hot lunch?"
"No, but I wasn't feeling too well and gave her some hot soup to make myself feel better. Hot soup makes everyone feel better."
"No, but I wasn't feeling too well and gave her some hot soup to make myself feel better. Hot soup makes everyone feel better."
by GLM79 May 8, 2008
Get the Hot Soupmug. Extremely thick smog, characterised by early black-and-white films set in between-the-war-and-just-after settings.
Cue: really bad cockney accent...
Cue: really bad cockney accent...
Cockney chap: Cor blimey, guv! I carn eevin see me face in this!
Cheeky chappy: Nah! S' a right pea souper n' no mistake!
Cheeky chappy: Nah! S' a right pea souper n' no mistake!
by Flatster November 18, 2005
Get the pea soupmug. Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
by BlackDog_88 August 9, 2021
Get the Primordial Soupmug. by Chrispy Cremesicle August 27, 2011
Get the man soupmug. by ttvmynam October 12, 2019
Get the Hot Soupmug.