sausage saloon

A bar whose inhabitants are almost entirely male. Sausage saloons differ from gay bars in that the clientele is straight; mostly working stiffs and pensioners enjoying a cold one. Not bad places to hang out, but don't go there looking to score chicks.

Moe's Tavern would be a classic example.
Dan: "Damn, that 90-year old barmaid is the only chick in here!"

Tony: "Yeah, this is a sausage saloon. Let's finish our beers and check out the action at that place down the street."
by tuftskins December 09, 2009
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slapping the sausage

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.
by Anonymous 69 69 February 26, 2014
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Wiener Sausage

When a circumcised and an uncircumcised penis come together. They put both of their heads together, and the uncircumcised foreskin gets wrapped around the circumcised dickhead to form a "sausage" of sorts. Also known as a wiener boop.
Man, did you hear about John and Bob?
What, how they came out as gay?
Not just that, but John is uncircumcised, too!
Wow, they must make the greatest Wiener Sausages!
by Skiny Weener May 01, 2018
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sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
by Tom Sharp90973 December 08, 2020
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Sausage Casserole

The result on multiple men ejaculating into a woman while she is on a heavy period.
Me and my mate made sausage casserole with this girl last night.
by Sunsaru February 05, 2019
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bluh sausage

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.
Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"
by Ham and Chick October 18, 2017
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caped sausage

This dude at the gym kept trying to show me his caped sausage. I told him to fly the fuck outta here!
by Boozeturd March 11, 2021
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