Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!

Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

Clear now?

When a doctor/professor wants to know if you understood the gibberish he/she just said.

Warfarin blocks the intrinsic pathway, ok, are you getting my point?, clear now?

by FactorK December 19, 2017

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence «come on guys lets be friends now» originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Its used when you talk shit to someone, and when they say something back you reply with «come on guys lets be friends now» its a way to make yourself look like a victim even though you are obviously in the wrong.

Ponylover2004: hey leon go hang yourself you are shit at the game
Leon: why are you so toxic?
Ponylover2004: come on guys lets be friends now

by Neeguslover January 16, 2018

Come on guys lets be friends now

The sentence "Come on guys lets be friends now" originated from Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. its a sentence you say after bullying someone, and when they talk smack back to you you say that sentence. its basically a way to play victim when you are obviously in the wrong.

PonyRider2002: hey leon you fucking suck at the game hang yourself
Leon: hey why would you say that?
PonyRider2002: come on guys lets be friends now

by sninky3 January 16, 2018

I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.

Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.

by mmmmahyes August 10, 2022