Michael Morton

A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.

Michael Morton is fucking stupid.

by acidowo March 5, 2022

Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker

Michael gove is fat nonce

by …?! February 21, 2022

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021

michael winslow

Michael Winslow, the Man of 10000 sound effects. for his ability to make realistic sound effects using only his voice.

nothing can beat Michael Winslow's jimi hendrix guitar playing effects

by NoRest June 5, 2006

Michael Bublé

Very talented singer who just might destroy every other guy's chances of getting laid.

What? Michael Bublé is still in this planet? Oh come on!!!

by Eli Buendia October 27, 2007

Michael Aranda

Michael Aranda is a YouTube celebrity with a following of over 60,000 subscribers as of June 25, 2010. He gained popularity for videos such as "Erosion" and "The Fiesta Beat" wherein he displayed his supreme musical and creative powers. He also co-hosted a channel called "VlogRamen" with his best friend Stefan Chin. Michael created a separate channel, "Whatimdoingrightnow", on which he updates videos straight from his Iphone that display whatever he was doing at the time.

A recent boost in popularity has come from a video which featured Alex Day (Nerimon) and Charlie McDonnell (Charlieissocoollike).

Michael Aranda has been known for his witty sarcasm, dyed patches of hair, and lovely articulation. (The wrinkle lines that appear by his eyes when he smiles don't hurt either.)

If you meet this curious man in the wild, be sure to greet him with Domino's pizza and some WoW gold to ensure safe passage.

Oh, that's Michael Aranda. He's pretty wicked sweet.

by YouDon'tNeedToKnowEither June 28, 2010

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 29, 2005