Man who pulls all the girls, biggest cock in the world and gets bare pussy, he tends to turn down 20 girls a day as he can’t handle them all
Lewis likes to jam to Justin bieber quite frequently and when he finished he like to watch 12 hours of straight porn
Lewis currently holds the record for the biggest dick in the world and also most amount of sex in a year.
Lewis likes to jam to Justin bieber quite frequently and when he finished he like to watch 12 hours of straight porn
Lewis currently holds the record for the biggest dick in the world and also most amount of sex in a year.
by Slap me silly October 15, 2019
Get the Lewismug. Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.
JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2
by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021
Get the Justin B Lewis: Theory in Individualismmug. When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021
Get the Sloppy Lewiemug. Fingers of a god, he can give any girl a good time. Siri cannot pronounce his name as he is too powerful. Any Lewis burghams will destroy you with a bow the Sagittarius wanker
by Vikkstonk456 June 17, 2016
Get the lewis burghammug. friend 1: wow look at that fag
friend 2: oh shit i thought lewis quills was just a pussy
friend 1: well he's both
friend 2: oh shit i thought lewis quills was just a pussy
friend 1: well he's both
by fuckmeuppppp November 30, 2016
Get the lewis quillsmug. by Handle Tom May 19, 2016
Get the darcy lewismug. Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
by TantiPraenuntiaFabam May 7, 2022
Get the Lewis Boatswainmug.