kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.

do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.

by benitezluvr April 13, 2021

Benjamin Johnson

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

by X.2 August 28, 2019

Nick Johnson

YouTube creator famous for making videos across America of the many different cities, states, and regions around exposing the good, the bad, and the ugly of every one of them. There are those people who follow him that will say he’s right on point and at other times they will be those that tell him how he’s a liar, racist, and question if he has ever been to these places he films about.

Have you seen Nick Johnson’s videos on YouTube? He made a video of the 10 worst cities in Texas yesterday and today he supposed to have a video of the 10 worst cities in Ohio.

by Zero2infinity April 13, 2023

A Johnson Outboard

This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.

She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.

by the_bosshog March 15, 2011

cassidy johnson

Cassidy Johnson is a beautiful person. This person is born in the month of may and catches the eye of many males due to this persona natural occurring beauty. While this person is granted a life with natural beauty many men look for, this person is also cursed. The curse this person is bornil with comes from believing they are not beautiful,which cause this person to become insecure about their body. While this person attracts the eyes of many, this person may also be the best of friends, and comes in a package of great humor and personality. This person also get their heart broken due to their rush into relationships when young at age, now while they have bad relationships, this person will find the person they love, into which this person create a great family with while they still has a wonderful long lasting friends ship with others.

I have a friend cassidy Johnson and I wish for this to be approved for her, if not I'll try once again later in life.

by Its Mr.Caje December 2, 2016

Daddy Johnson

A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.

Daddy Johnson:
Weird girl: Can you be MY Daddy Johnson.

I dont like this at all

by DuckPancake May 6, 2020

shafeelya johnson

a fake name like haywood jablome, mike hunt, and ben dover.
((hey would yah blow me?, my cunt, and bend over))
shafeelya johnson - she'll feel yah johnson
johnson as in penis. : lmao
i think my friend made that name up, i dont knoww. lol

*(guy calls me)*

him- hey!
me- heey!!
him- this girl added your boyfriend on myspace last night and was like talking to him.
me- really?
him- yeahh!, her name is shafeelya johnson!
me- ...(i didnt say anything but i knew something was up cause of how he said shafeeelya)
him- yeah have you met her yet?
me- uhm noo.
him- do you get it, she'll feel your johnson..
me- yeah i got that like two minutes ago!?
him- sure you did.
me- your just jealous cause i got it the first time. ha
him- nuh uh well here your boyfriend wants to talk to you..

(i start talking to my boyfriend, im a girl bythewayy)

by im not giving my name, October 18, 2008