First, you poop and hold it in your hands. Next, you do your girl from behind. When you're about to climax, you shout, "That's a spicy meatball!" and throw it on her back.
"Man, last night I had to take a huge dump so my girl Jennifer had the idea to do the Italian Mud Basket."
by jenifer green1 March 17, 2010
Get the Italian Mud Basketmug. "this one guy and his girl were foolin around wen an italian ice just happened to slip outta nowhere"
by Jesse Ward November 10, 2006
Get the Italian icemug. by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011
Get the The Italian Ice Jobmug. n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.
"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."
by scabbrain April 5, 2010
Get the italian lawn dartmug. An Italian Massage is an endearing gesture made between an Italian man and a female of any race. It is commonly mistaken as domestic violence because the massage consists of close fist blows to the face and/or stomach, especially if pregnant.
by betweenTehCocks November 22, 2011
Get the Italian Massagemug. Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!
by Topboonter March 29, 2020
Get the Italian anal beadsmug. A guy from Italian decent, has the food, family values, the good hair, good looks, and the romance. A low key Italian is the perfect guy because they don't have the many girlfriends, they want a relationship, and he knows how to treat a woman.
by Heyitskk August 13, 2017
Get the low key italianmug.