Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.

My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.

by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025

Make your garden grow

Touching or rubbing the female genitalia to arousal up to orgasm

Made famous by Led Zeppelin in their song 'Houses of the Holy'

" Can I take you to the movies? Can I take you to the show? Can I be yours ever truly? Can I make your garden grow?"

by peterkin1010 June 3, 2017

Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.

His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.

by cuban007 February 19, 2024

Garden nome

A adult man shorter than 5”3 with a long beard

Omg, the principal is such a garden nome

by Ryss457 February 4, 2022

Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011