by fresh^ June 9, 2007
Get the egg whitemug. When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap
I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.
by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009
Get the Beating the Eggsmug. an egg bomb is when some 1 farts and it smells like rotton eggs that have been in ur ass since youve been born
EWWWWWWWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWW
domnic was bending over and sabrina let off the nastiest egg bomb ever right in his mouth im not sure but she may have let out some liquids on that 1
egg bomb squirts are nasty.
egg bomb squirts are nasty.
by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005
Get the egg bombmug. by Zyzzzzz August 13, 2011
Get the 9 eggsmug. A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.
Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?
by gndhs December 11, 2008
Get the egg packermug. A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
by I don't even know why March 3, 2020
Get the Crack the eggmug. 