dog eater ethan

Chinese kid that likes to eat your dog.Balding at age 13.Is a Monke but still can’t catch a football

Dog eater Ethan has no hair by 15

by 2958683293 April 23, 2022

Typical Lunch Eater

describes a person who is not known for anything good and is just there, taking up space.

Megan is a typical lunch eater.

by Lipz April 18, 2005

Purple people eater

A person of irish and arminian decent who enjoys bubble tea, low top chucks, and fire truck red hairdoo's. You can usually see them located randomly around upstate newyork. They also have a strong hatred for asian babys.

I saw the purple people eater pransing along the meadows the other day.

by Dane brooksman May 21, 2008

bloody brick eater

1) Orally pleasing a woman while she is taking a dump and having her period.

2) Eating bricks with ketchup or tomato sauce.

3) Having a blood feast of pussy and poop.

"Hey i earned my rights as a vampire and a brown-chin"

"Oh dude you bloody brick eater son of a gun"

"Yeah Dawg. Oh by the way your mom says hi"

by Samurai - Anji April 24, 2008

bloody tampon eater

the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons

Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater

Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?

Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries

by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010

The Arkansas Ant Eater

The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.

Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.

by Jeff, Mike, Reggie November 18, 2007

anal beat eater

when a guy jizzes into a girl ass and then eats the jizz out of her ass

he is such an anal beat eater

by Randal scher September 26, 2012