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Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.
It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!
by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021
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Neeps Day

Created on the 23rd Dec 2013

Neeps day is the nickname given to Christmas eve eve in saskatchewan. Egg nog and spiced rum must be drank for breakfast, and the drinking commences throughout the day,to the point of everyone being hammered by bedtime. Breathalyser game optional. Drinking includes a minimum of 3 L of wine.
Da B'ys are gettin Smashed it's fucking Neeps day
by An English man in Canada December 23, 2013
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lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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newt day

sept. 7th is newt day because it is the 250th day of the year. (only book fans will get it) so write on your arm or wrist, "great, we're all bloody inspired."

we'll know who the real fans are.
friend on september seventh / newt day: "hey, what's that on your arm?"
me: pulls sleeve to reveal the written quote, 'great, we're all bloody inspired.'
by leialt April 26, 2021
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Lonely day

Lonely day
/Noun/

A day in which a male, or female has not got a reply from someone all day, the ones who they want to reply can range from normal people to people they like.

How to find a lonely day
When someone who usually does not respond, it is not a lonely day
When it is someone who always responds and replies just barely does, and or does not at all, it is a lonely day.
Person 1: Man, today is such a lonely day, you feel?
Person 2:
Person 1: Yep...
by Razorclaw the crab December 23, 2018
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Brain Day

The art of training your mind to be less idiotic. Just like working out your body at the gym, you need to get in your mental reps or else you will become a moron. Not observing brain day could result in bodily harm, embarrassment, death, or all three at once.
Hey did you see Jamaraquay try to ride a bike on a treadmill? He must've skipped brain day.
by fsdzgxchjvbknllm May 17, 2021
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Jason day

Literally the love of my life. He doesn’t know it yet but he means to the world to me, good or bad terms and it will always be that way. I’m too pussy to tell him soo..... if you ever find this ily dummy
by big headdd November 5, 2020
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