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the call of the ween

Like the call of the void, but for drawing penises.

When most men find themselves holding any writing utensil (spraypaint in particular) they have a deep urge to draw a penis.
Tim: “Man, why does everyone have to spraypaint penises on abandoned buidlings”
Greg: “It’s the Call of the Ween. Here, hold this can of spraypaint”
by The Ween Whisperer October 2, 2021
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Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.
You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.
by Le Duque October 30, 2009
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“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.
Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law
by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022
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mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.
Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.
by kp1 June 25, 2009
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Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.
What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi
by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021
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Bubbe call

A health and welfare phone call between friends, flat mates, or relatives, named for Bubbe (Yiddish word for grandmother), that is a play on the term booty call.
1. Have fun on your booty call tonight, but send me a text when you're back home. If I don't hear from you by noon tomorrow, I'm giving you a Bubbe call! Gotta make sure you're not dead in a ditch on the side of the road!

2. This is your 12 noon Bubbe call. Since you answered, I'll assume you're not dead in a ditch on the side of the road, yes?

3. I just saw your tweet that you're home sick today. This is a Bubbe call; do you need me to bring over some soup for you?
by ab234 December 30, 2021
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