The panda

The person who had the least amount of birdies in a group.

“Hey guys who was the panda today?” Patrick raised his hand in Shame

by Dr9999 December 28, 2020

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Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

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spicy panda

A real jerk. Someone who gaslights and steals ideas from others. They love kissing ass. But this person will always burn you.

“She’s a real spicy panda”

“Don’t trust them, they’re a spicy panda”

by Sloth life January 19, 2023

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Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.

Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!

by owhims January 6, 2025

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Panda

A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)

Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!

by Cwucify March 3, 2025

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