Twitter

the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.

i wish your mum didn't have twitter

by swagmeanings June 24, 2011

Twitter Twatter

noun- Equivalent to a Facebook Whore.

Bob- Dude, Sabrina is blowing up Twitter with her retweets and gay love quotes.

Joe- She's such a Twitter Twatter.

by kdouble007 August 11, 2011

Twitter

Cancer

Today I used Twitter, TommyInnit was getting cancelled.

by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021

Twitter

Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.

Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?

Man: No, but I could definately taste it...

by dvso November 8, 2009

Twitter

A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.

"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!

by likeordie November 15, 2011

Titters

Similar to "pitters". When sweat collects underneath ones breasts, or "tits". Can affect anyone, male or female, with tits.

Oh man, look at Justin's Titters!

by TheBurritoBandito May 19, 2017

hh twitter

hip hop twitter

its full of ugly boys and hot girls
either way we all have taste

that girls on hh twitter! she has rly good taste in music

by bsnskskMdhaj May 23, 2020