Testifart

When your ass fails you and your testicles volunteer their services for expelling the gas caused by your anus and the fart comes out topside causing a wet floppy sounding pop.

Dude, what the fuck was that?
That was my testicles picking up my asses slack, a testifart!

by jaz0n1984 October 30, 2016

testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.

Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.

by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017

testing the woodchipper

Anal sex.

He was testing the woodchipper.

by MantarayViper March 5, 2017

testicular warfare

When during doggystyle intercourse the mans balls slap against the taint of the partner so hard that it either hurts the giver or the taker.

"It was fun but all the testicular warfare left me kinda queasy."

by Nastywordsmcgee June 17, 2017

Testiclipse

Testiclipse means when you are watching a solar eclipse through your blacked out eclipse sunglass and your friend sneaks up behind you and gives you a Nut Tap.

I was watching the moon pass in front of the sum and all of a sudden my balls were in my throat. I didn't realize it was the testiclipse. Ow! My testicles!

by HurricaneDP August 22, 2017

testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.

My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

testicular smash

When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.

“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”

by Palace guard May 4, 2018