Testifart 

When your ass fails you and your testicles volunteer their services for expelling the gas caused by your anus and the fart comes out topside causing a wet floppy sounding pop.

Dude, what the fuck was that?
That was my testicles picking up my asses slack, a testifart!

Testifart by jaz0n1984 October 30, 2016

testicatasty 

1. A ball-like taste.
2. An exclamation that can replace such proclamations as "great", "fantastic", "superlative" and "5ive".

1. "Golly," said Ashlyn, "after sex with that man, my mouth was all testicatasty."
2. "That shirt looks really nice on you." "Yeah, I was told it was testicatasty."

testicatasty by Adrian L. January 28, 2006

Testfarting 

When you are sitting in the movies or on a bus and you have a build up of Gas ....you let out little test farts to check the fumes......

I was sitting in the movies had to do some testfarting to check on the fume volune and was blown away along with the next two rows

Testfarting by just me the grizz September 7, 2011

testimate 

Much like an estimate, testimating involves making approximate calculations. The difference comes in practicality, in that a testimate can be reviewed for accuracy before a true figure is established or revealed.

In this sense, it serves as a careful means of answering or prephrasing a question. It is something that is reviewed before the impending action or thought is undertaken.

In order to see if my new chair would fit through my front door, I had to testimate how wide the chair was, so I used my hands as a ruler to see if the chair would make it through. It made for a great testimation.

I want to conservatively testimate how many people will show up to my rock concert this evening, so I will say that the room will be half empty.

testimate by Sylvan Murray August 10, 2010

testicate 

A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.

A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.

1. Frank wouldn't give up the location of the money, so Peter was forced to testicate him.

2. Omar and Perry were bored one night, so they picked up a drifter to testicate him. Perry won when he got both balls removed in his second tug.

testicate by ohshazbot September 17, 2012

testifacationaired 

the act of testifing i.e in court, church

The police testifacationaired at my trial, and I did 10 years because of them

testifacationaired by Alane July 19, 2007

TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton 

The act of cracking a man's testicles open like an egg, and then cooking the insides into a dish. Then said dish will be served to the testicle owner.

Josh, "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BALLSS?!??!?!?"
Jamal, "I don't know, but here is some ancient eggs for you."
Josh, "Thanks"
Jamal, "TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton"

TesticalTomfooleryDungleButton by r8fkegd9emode83d April 18, 2023