techastrophe

noun. a major catastrophe caused by technology

Honey, I'm sorry! I tried to call you but my phone had a major techastrophe!

I was going to bore you to death with another PowerPoint presentation today but due to a techastrophie I will have to bore you to death manually.

I owe $11,891.52 to the phone company this month? This has got to be some kind of techastrophe!!

by jwiebers January 16, 2011

Techception

To socialize with the same person technologically, using two different devices.

Person 1: "its kinda weird how were talking on facebook and texting"

Person 2: "its like techception"

by BeingAwesome November 28, 2011

Teachy

Teachy or tchy is a Canadian slang word for THC (tetrahydrocannabinol). Invented by some stoners in Vancouver, BC.

Man that bud we got from Mike the other day was so teachy.

by Master Shneib February 1, 2015

Teacherphile

A student who constantly flirts with his/her teachers

Person1: man that chick is totally a Teacherphile.

by Lilwulvs124 March 29, 2016

Teacher

They can be nice or mean. You can have a favorite. And that teacher is the best

Yay the teacher is here

by Awesome Person55 October 5, 2016

Teacher Walk

The fast walk of a teacher characterized with clicking heels on a long stretch of hallway, especially in a school setting.

The new teacher quickly developed the teacher walk as she hurried from one place to another.

by Raisinbran January 6, 2017

Techburnt

Something early adopters experience when dealing with new technology releases. These are usually errors, software hickups, faulty components, recalls or dangerous tech issues.

I got techburnt by the Galaxy Note 7, it was so bad Samsung had to recall devices twice!

by Kevin Pauly September 16, 2017