Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

by Joe the guy with hurt balls July 9, 2022

Flop tan

The tan lines that appear on one's foot from wearing flip-flops constantly.

Dude, nice job on that flop tan....Not.

by LivinNearFolly October 23, 2010

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

Sucky tan ducky doo

This "word" or more accurately a phrase is used from a video from tiktok in July 16 2023. The video was a roblox character playing the game "tower of hell" or TOH for short with a teenage girl voice between 13-16 years old awnsering questions and responding back in Japanese, the word: "Sucky tan ducky doo" is the girls response to the question "is Japanese a difficult language?" which she hilariously responded with: "Sucky tan ducky doo" which she tried to pronounce: "と聞いたけど..." which translates to: "I heared it was but..." the tiktoker got massive amounts of scandals after this since she faked a language like Japanese

The word or more accurately the phrase "Sucky tan ducky doo" has no indefinite meaning or use but rather a joke

by Archzxyy April 18, 2025

Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.

Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!

by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014