Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 08, 2019
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Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.
Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.
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Teachers boss

The one student who makes the teacher the bitch
Teachers boss as the Danny making his teacher get on their knees and bleed forgiveness
by Daddy teacher March 23, 2018
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Teachers boss

Always the student who conquers the teacher and makes them his/her boss
The teachers boss made the teacher give him a massage.
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Female Algebra Teacher

The most beautiful breed of woman. Usually between the 22-40 years old
Girl #1: Hey, have you see the Female Algebra Teacher?
Girl #2: Yeah, she's so hot
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Teacher

When u have a fit teacher and u cant stop getting an erection over him all so related to egg and stovin mode
Teacher
by Layyofmyteacher July 13, 2019
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Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.
depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell
by my_fucking_mother April 08, 2022
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