Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.
Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.
Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.
"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."
by TheFotios July 16, 2008
Get the Greek Surprisemug. An all girls robotics team who is hardworking. They have had many laughs and have shed tears together but always come together in the end.
They are the Element of Surprise!
by hwekfhwifywh22 October 9, 2016
Get the Element of Surprisemug. Just say 'No!' to surprise-sex; Men can stop surprise-sex; He experienced surprise-sex while in the mental hospital as a kid (see Tove).
by Piggy Noles October 7, 2003
Get the surprise-sexmug. To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.
by jmc October 15, 2002
Get the Shanghai Surprisemug. Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE
by Breton January 8, 2009
Get the Surprise Sexmug. When a man dressed in his fancy Mormon underpants sneaks into his sweetie pies bed and lies in wait for her to arrive and give her the "Mormon Surprise".
Jacob snuck into his sweetie pie Mary's bedroom wearing only his Mormon underpants, he crawled into bed, clapped off the lights and waited, when Mary returned home and got in bed, Jacob gave Mary the old Mormon Surprise. Mary was very happy and slept soundly.
by sparkles23 July 11, 2009
Get the Mormon Surprisemug. I was fucking this girl and she was like, "hey im going to use a butt plug too" and i was fine with it until i got a meatloaf surprise.
by the randy ferret November 4, 2009
Get the meatloaf surprisemug.