Suck my nuts through a bendy straw 

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

suck it 

please suck my 9 incher

suck it please

suck it by marley and your dad :) May 3, 2021

suck yeah

anything that is or pertains to Captain Larson. To be Capt. Larson.

1.)When you drop your soap in the shower, your only response can be "SUCK YEAH". (Reaction)

2.)I'm goin to go to bed now, suck yeah?
(Question)

3.)Did you hear that ordinance? Suck yeah. (Confirmation)

4.)Suck Yeah! (All Purpose)

suck yeah by Capt. Larson September 12, 2004

suck mah d 

the definition of suck mah d means for one to get down on their knees and suck one's d (dick). Suck mah d can either be feminine or masculine. You can say suck mah d in most context's either when your pissed of or when someone is being a douche bag. Suck mah d can also be a spur of the moment kind of saying, kind of like hello or goodbye.

Boss: Hey you, know your role!
Employee: Well how about you suck mah d!

or
Person 1: "Exscuse me I need to get by"
Person 2: "Suck mah d bitch"

or
Person 1:"Hey whats up"
Person 2: "Suck mah d"

Person 1: "You are very hostile"
PersoN 2: "Shut it or suck mah d

suck mah d by Samantha c September 21, 2006

Suck Ur mum 

A form of murder, words that merely by being uttered can destroy a person's entire life

Retard: Your points are just invalid bro. You haven't researched your topic at all, you can barely write a proper sentence and you resort to insulting me rather than forming a counter argument!
Epic gamer: XDD stfu suck Ur mum
Retard: *fucking dies LMAOO*

Suck Ur mum by Big Ball Menace May 17, 2020

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time by eda-skip October 15, 2021

suck you 

Suck you is fuck you and you suck combined, for when that person really just fucking sucks.

Well suck you. Ass hole

suck you by Twistersfury September 13, 2018