Stoner Sleep

The act of sleeping early and waking up extremely late the next day at 4 in the afternoon

Izzy:(Phone ringing in background/Door opening)ZzzzZzzz

Alfred:Damn Izzy wake the fuck up I called you 12 time and its 5 in the afternoon.

Izzy:Oh shit for reals.

Alfred:Fuck yea man you need to lay off that Hawaiian Snow man that shit is giving you some serious Stoner Sleep.

by AlfredoAppiahsauce June 27, 2009

Stoner

A person who is true to the holy herb, and blazes often..

typically with long hair, and red eyes.

this guy is a good example is this guy who is a stoner

www.youtube .com/watch?v=Arza0wz-QEk

by mr??? June 30, 2009

Stoner

A person who lounges around, smoking cannabis, to avoid daily responsibilities and blames the government for their low wages.

1: You remember that stoner that dropped out of school?

2: Yeah isn’t he working at McDonald’s, even after 8 years?

by CaptainDeadpool69 March 6, 2019

stonerangel

Verb - "To pull a stonerangel"
i. To leave 'friend' at airport and conveniently forget to collect said friend.
Use: "Did you pull a stonerangel on him?"

Adjective - "Lady of the night"
ii. slut
Use: "You fucking stonerangel!"

You pulled a dirty stonerangel? You dirty fucking stonerangel!

Heey you have negro areolas..

by Kickin' Wing November 4, 2004

the chicago stomper

When having sex with a girl and you accidentally cum inside of her. You are worried about possible pregnancies, so you proceed to beat the girl to death with your penis.

I forgot to pull out of Cindy so I had to give her "the Chicago Stomper" to take care of it.

by brad early October 14, 2009

stoner

A stoner is a fucking idiot whose memory is no better than a goldfish. never trust or count on a stoner to do anything cause they sure as hell aint going to remember to do it. and dont even bother trying to help or teach them anything cause they dont have a learning curve. stoners are fucking losers who cant deal with lifes problems without being blazed out of there mind.

you'll have a conversation with the stoner at work and the next day theyll bring up the same dumb shit you had just talked about 12 hours earlier having tottally forgot they ever had the conversation in the first place.

by n.bishop November 16, 2006

waffle stomper

A person male or female, with abnormally large sneakers or feet. The term waffle stomper refers to the stomping noise the sneakers make when they are walked in.

Wow, did you see that chic she was definatley a waffle stomper.

by Kenny Loman May 18, 2005