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sticks and stones

a "game" where one man puts the base of his penis next to another man's testicles, making it look as if said testicles are his own.
Ben: "Hey Brad, let's get stoned and play some sticks and stones!"

Brad: "Let's do it!"
by stubbert March 6, 2011
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Romancing the Stone

romancing the stone

1) Masturbating

romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…

for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat

Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?

Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?

Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin

Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011
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Harry stone

A wonderful indervidual who loves to help people in need.
Harry stone was a great help
by Duplicate124 October 27, 2019
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Stoned eyes

A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.
Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’
by CoreyTheVibe March 2, 2019
mugGet the Stoned eyesmug.

Stone heart

A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.
The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.
by Rousso March 6, 2019
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team stone

A group of Dick Craving metrosexuals hell bent on butt funneling to the point of utter in toxication causing a serious case of whiskey dick leading to a life time of friend zones. Also they are terrible at any and all fantasy sports.
by blumpkinlover12 February 5, 2014
mugGet the team stonemug.

The Mind Stone

When you pass a kidney stone while cumming on a woman's forehead.
Yo did you hear what Ralph did to that girl last night?
Yeah I heard he did The Mind Stone on his bitch.
by Vision_69420_master May 28, 2021
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