Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017

wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.

1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!

by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018

daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.

I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.

by xDrewB April 20, 2018

Gook Stain

A bleached gook. A Caucasian from an asian country.

I met this white girl from japan. She was a real gook stain.

by Gookstain December 2, 2017

flavor stain

The taste that remains on a piece of food after you have removed something from it

"I picked the pepperoni off my pizza, but it still left a flavor stain."

by •€hrissy• December 19, 2017

Apple shaving

Apple shaving is when you shave the skin of an apple, then you put the apple shavings in your partner's arsehole after you do that you give your partner anal then you cum in there arse and you eat whats left of the apple shavings

Boyfriend: Hey do you want to do apple shaving tonight?

Girlfriend: show babe lets shave an apple real quick then

Boyfriend: Okay

by Pap wade January 11, 2018

gram stain

When you cum on a graham cracker and stick it to ur bed sheets and it stains

"Damn man I have a gram stain on my bed." - Mr. Willson

by Dvsbdj January 22, 2018