Squirrel

A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.

"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."

by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008

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Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.

"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"

by GLfoLife April 30, 2013

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squirmish

A. A sophisticated foreign policy analysis.

B. What happens when worms get into a fight.

"Squirmish, huh? Well, that's either some sophisticated foreign policy analysis, or what happens when worms get into a fight." - Jon Stewart

by Beps April 16, 2011

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squirmly

When you call your chick and make her hot and she can't do anything about it because she is in a public place.

Oh my god, you are making me squirmly. Shut up!

by hot cecil November 8, 2007

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Squirmin Worries Theory

The theory that someone will get nervous and scared when about to ask someone out. They squirm and worry when not knowing whether the other person will say yes or no

Guy 1 : Man you ask out jenny yet
Guy 2 : Nah im kinda worried she'll say no
Guy 1 : Oh you are proving that squirmin worries theory
Guy 2 : wtf

Guy 1: ya you're worried about losin her so you're squirming and worrying
Guy 2 : whatever

by The wise Oracle May 26, 2011

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squirligeadore

A mythozoological creature that is half squirrel, half lion, half tiger, half labrador, which would make it an improper fraction. Although clumsy, it is quite graceful. The squirligeadore has baffled mythozoo-ologists because it only exists if you don't believe it exists, but if you do believe it exists, it doesn't exist.

That squirligeadore used his magical powers to save the world.

by KevanlaFresh April 1, 2009

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