Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

Rick Special

After having sex, remove the condom, grab the tip of the condom with your thumb and forefinger, Pull back on the other end of the condom and flick it into the unsuspecting victims face , if all goes well you'll have a girl with cum all over her face and a red mark from the point of impact, Extra points for hitting her in the eye.

Dude i gave sally a Rick special last night, she dumped me.

by Rick aa May 29, 2007

Spectacularious

Spectacularly hilarious. When something you see is extremely funny in a very specatacular way. Something cool and funny.

That clip I saw on YouTube was spectacularious!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

spectating

"Spectating" or "social spectating" is stalking people on social websites (MySpace, FaceBook, etc). This term is less harsh than the word "stalking".

Hey man, I was spectating on FaceBook the other day and saw bikini pics of Nick's mom.

by DerWork October 21, 2010

special cook

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer

Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.

Fuck, who gave the special cook that knife.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

special hair cut

A special haircut is when you shave your pubic hair.

Hey dude why are you so late?

Sorry, i was giving myself a special hair cut.

by Little Billy bumboy May 27, 2007

Spechie

The act of sexually massaging your significant other's eyeball with your hands, mouth, and toes.

That girl gave me a spechie behind school

by Doctor Cumsock December 15, 2016