spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

Spaniard Balls of Fire

crush 10 bull testicles with 2 chocolat butlah using a blender to make a fine paste. Optional: rub your own balls with Lidocine. Rub some of the paste on your balls, put a mexican hat on, and do you girl or boy doggy style. make sure your balls hit your partner where it counts. You may sing Lacucaracha for atmosphere.

Man, yesterday I gave my boy a good Spaniard Balls of Fire. He will never cheat on me now.

by XwiZed August 15, 2018

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

sanitized words

Clean words that ate used in place of dirty words.

😆😏Hey potty mouth, use more sanitized words in front of my children instead of all that cussing. Lol. 🆗🆒☯️🤐🤤🐝

by M@m@bear November 10, 2018

Spanisian

Someone of mixed Hispanic/Latin and Asian ancestry.

My daughter is Spanisian because I'm Asian and my wife is Hispanic.

by HKoMo December 20, 2018

Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019