Spam Tickler

One who flirts on the dance floor, paticularly the slower dances with suitable rubbing

Man, that last dance she was a real spam tickler

by TenFoot October 19, 2009

spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her

by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010

Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

Spam break

The time of the day you take to go over your spam email. Usually means you have absolutely nothing else to do, except breathe.

My boss went to a meeting, so I have spam break...

by piccolodaimaku July 26, 2011

shamnanigans

noun – indicative of being chock-full of a boatload of hooey; consisting entirely of monkeyshine

After 6PM on May 21, 2011 in ANY given time zone, folks were pretty much sure that the whole Rapture deal was a bunch of shamnanigans…

by dvnix June 23, 2011

spamanoid

adj. the condition whereby one believes they are receiving more junk email than they actually are, and on occasion, missing important messages, believing them to be junk.

"Bill, just because I sent you a message from my work email doesn't make it junk—you're being overly spamanoid.

Spam+Paranoid

by whitoutadoubt December 11, 2011

Spam Hound

A black girl that only dates white guys.

"I was trying to date her but she said she is not into black guys. Fuckin' spam hound"

by Shaggy Love January 10, 2012