smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

smoothchin

A clean shaven man, lacking manlines due to not having a beard.

It's a real smoothchin convention up in here!

by KnottyBoy April 14, 2014

Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

by curtkolbane November 2, 2014

slothiticion

A Slothiticion is someone who tries to get political information out to people who don't generally seek it for themselves in efforts of making it relevant enough in their lives that they might feel compelled enough to actually vote on the matter.

My buddy is always letting me know what's going on in my town. He's a real Slothiticion.

by Slothiticion November 10, 2014

Sloth

1) The best animal known to man/woman kind.
2) The best character from the Goonies

1) omg! That sloth is so amazing and adorable and perfect!

2) "hey you guysssss!!!!!!"

by Runaway666 December 18, 2014

sloth bang

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow

My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch

by butt hert June 11, 2014

Slothing

Being slow in the sack.

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!

by McBady June 20, 2014