Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.

Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap

by Greg247 August 5, 2008

slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

by GashSlapper February 18, 2008

Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009

Slapping the hamster

1. A method of punishment for an unruly rodent.
2. Vigorous female masturbation.

Has anyone seen Beyoncé tonight? Yes, earlier, but she told me she was retiring to spend some quality 'me time' slapping the hamster.

by Sordid Panther February 17, 2015

Slap yourself

A term used to respond to people who say something stupid or idiotic

" Is the Earth round?"
" We live on the moon"

"Slap yourself"

-I couldn't come up with a good example....

by LifeOnPoint March 29, 2015

Slapping the Bag

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

by hnnnaha June 5, 2018

slapping bag

Slapping bag refers to the act of sexual intercourse with an attractive female counterpart. The term comes from the act of ones ballsack (the bag) slapping against the female partners ass during rough sex.

Bro1: Yo did you slap some some bag last night?
Bro2: Yeah dude I was slapping bag with that hottie all night.
Bro1: Niceeeee.

by Gazman1 January 24, 2017