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Singlitis

A disorder caused due to being single for long periods of time...

Symptoms include:
-Anti socialism
-Sadness
-Irritability
-and much more...
Joe: Hey, I have'nt seen Carl in a while..

Brown: He has became sick since Laura left him last November...And has developed a bad case of singlitis...

Joe: Oh.. That explains alot..
by iSekC July 11, 2011
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Kraft Singles

A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
Yo I just cashed my check so I got a wallet full of kraft singles, drinks are on me
by Markei December 28, 2005
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Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio
Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Shingleberry

A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.
Did you get a Shingleberry from sleeping in your semen again?
by CobberDingo July 11, 2018
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songleader

1. Hot, sexy, slutty, alcohilic dancer and a member of the cheerleading team.
2. has a tendency to sleep with the away team.
3. knows how to shake her ass.
4. all girls want to be her, all guys want to fuck her.
5. a DGAFing, spirited member of you cheer squad.
6. doesn't take crap from anyone... BITCH
7. doesn't know how to conrol her alcohol consumption and addicted to energy drinks.
8. occasionally curses and is conseded and bitchy
9. Used to performing in short skirts and small amounts of clothing.
1. OH EM GEE, that girl must be a songleader.
2. Bball player 1: How was your night last night?
Bball player 2: I hooked up with this girl, and mayyyn she was fine
Bball player 1: oh she must have been a songleader.
Bball player 2: chyeah, you know that's the only way i roll.
by Ashley Redenbacker January 30, 2007
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Singer

A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.
Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect lubrication.
by pornhorny February 7, 2010
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