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by Roahcegiah October 29, 2019
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A kid that no one wants or asked for, but hangs around no matter what and says random words.
Go away Ryan no one wants you here!
Ryan: Drugs
by Thot354466 June 7, 2018
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Ryan is a stupid White Boy who cant keep secrets, he's never vros before hoes cuz he a little chick bitch. Dont worry girls if you don't like choking he is the man because his penis is very small.
Chloe: Oh you know that ryan kid
Susan: yeah
Chloe: he is so dumb and has a small penis because he is a Chick bitch.
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Ryan

Fucking fag who thinks he's cool but is really a six year old little boy. Harold lookin ass, PBS chill motherfucker. Cracker ass looking motherfucker, lying mofo. Thinks he can throw shade but can't even hit puberty.
Bro 1: "hey bro I'm going to play with a girls emotions and feelings then lie to her friends!"

Bro 2: "I wouldn't man you'll be pulling a Ryan"

Bro 1: shit you right
by Ty_your_shoes November 21, 2016
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Ryan is a awesome guy. He is smart funny and loves partying.
he is cool ryan
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Ryan booty

A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
It's called a Ryan booty because Ryan has a huge ass
by Sherryl H June 21, 2019
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Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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