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Ryan

Homo faggot that suck dick and eats guy ass and toes
by Jsownhdidi July 21, 2018
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Ryan

Fucking fag who thinks he's cool but is really a six year old little boy. Harold lookin ass, PBS chill motherfucker. Cracker ass looking motherfucker, lying mofo. Thinks he can throw shade but can't even hit puberty.
Bro 1: "hey bro I'm going to play with a girls emotions and feelings then lie to her friends!"

Bro 2: "I wouldn't man you'll be pulling a Ryan"

Bro 1: shit you right
by Ty_your_shoes November 21, 2016
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Ryan

Ryan is mean, cute, handsome, and sexy sometimes he can be nice to girls but also very mean he likes to abuse them with pencils and scissors.
Ryan is very cute and mean.
by YAmelisa January 30, 2018
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Ryan

Ryan is a awesome guy. He is smart funny and loves partying.
he is cool ryan
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Ryan

by Roahcegiah October 29, 2019
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Ryan booty

A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
It's called a Ryan booty because Ryan has a huge ass
by Sherryl H June 21, 2019
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Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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