rusty mustard

The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.

I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.

by Mr_Musick23 January 2, 2017

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

rusty pinky

When someone uses the little finger for anal sex.

"A rusty pinky will make your finger stinky!"

by Mom and Matt March 6, 2017

Rusty Trombone

The act of licking an anus whilst giving a hand job at the same time.

George gladly accepted jakes offer for a rusty trombone.

by Nimesh June 12, 2017

Rusty slide wistle

When your licking a chics ass and your fingering her pussy at the same time.

Hay i gave ur girlfriend a rusty slide wistle last night wile you were passed out

by T.R. fuckery July 14, 2017

rusty pipe wrench

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.

"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"

by JosipherTheIII August 4, 2017