pocket rub

The act of masturbating through one's pants. The term originates from the fact that the person (usually male) needs to rub their penis through their pants, but to do so inconspicuously they do it by via the pocket(s).

That girl was so incredibly hot that I had to do a pocket rub

by Jackofmosttrades October 20, 2015

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

Rubbed

An urban British slang term for something unattractive or of poor quality.

Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?

Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.

by Gstarloc February 4, 2024

Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.

You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.

by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018

rubbing bushes

Two females having sex by vaginal contact to achieve orgasm

Those two hoes was rubbing bushes in the cells.

by Mistercandycanewiththecandynut May 29, 2018