Pouring river water in your socks

It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

by linkyboi January 4, 2023

the chicken crossing the river

This is a pick up line.

You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)

SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP

DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.

THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER

(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)

NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)

THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)

THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).

SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)

NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!

WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.

SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.

SO TO RECAP "THE CHICKEN CROSSING THE RIVER" HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO CROSS THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.

by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014

Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014

Man-Made River

Over the course of one day, One will release diarrhea constantly between breakfast until dinner in small spirts.

Since Joey had been pranked by his friends with a cup of laxative after he ate a whole bowl of ice cream, the next day he had a Man-Made River.

by Ugly_Jack March 17, 2015

Shing Mun river

Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad

Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit

You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river

by Some guy from Hong Kong May 30, 2016

The raging river of blood

Your period

Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

by Lokjgfcdesfhhbjj June 2, 2016

Grizzly back river

When you roll your dick in honey, cover it in hair, and then fuck her in the ass.

she said she wanted an animal experience in bed so I gave her the grizzly back river.

by Grande11 August 20, 2016