One that displays a particular deficiency in being able to solve simple mathematical equations...such as those involving Calculus or Algebra/Geometry.

Man, why the fuck does Alex display such a flaw in being able to take Pre-calc? He can't even graph y=x.. He's such a math retard...

math retard by notoriouswat January 31, 2009

retard

Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.

Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)

retard by whatserface January 6, 2009

retard

someone you can see every single morning in the mirror

You: whos that retard behind the glass?
Me: It's your reflection, RETARD!

retard by michaelanyways April 12, 2007

full retard

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.

Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.

full retard by cariboulou2013 November 6, 2009

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