shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.

mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!

by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018

Rub-a-dub

A term for “hard rubbish” from Melbourne Australia...Rub-a-dub is when you head out looking for hard rubbish on the streets. It was originally started by graffiti crews walking the streets.

1. Hey there’s a pile of Rub-a-dub over there, stop the car!
2. Hey you wanna go out looking for some Rub-a-dub tonight?

by Aveday February 16, 2021

Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.

Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring

by D1 gooner April 18, 2025

pocket rub

The act of masturbating through one's pants. The term originates from the fact that the person (usually male) needs to rub their penis through their pants, but to do so inconspicuously they do it by via the pocket(s).

That girl was so incredibly hot that I had to do a pocket rub

by Jackofmosttrades October 20, 2015

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

rub some butter on it

basically telling someone to go die

Why dont you rub some butter on it?

by unicornspawn23 July 31, 2019