Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

by Video Brooke October 29, 2009

Porcelain Bus

when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.

I had to drive the "porcelain bus," last night.

by Ima.AssOe June 21, 2014

Porcelain Hot

If you'd eat her ass if it was clean,
if you'd eat her ass if it was nasty,
if you'd eat her ass if it was covered in shit,
if you'd eat the literal shit out of her ass,
if you'd live to be her personal toilet, meeting her every lavatorial demand,

then, and only then, is a girl porcelain hot.

Damn, Kyleen is porcelain hot.

by SantaMOD December 4, 2017

Procality

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

by Xenasin April 21, 2018

Preception

Having a preceptor class and preception.

I did not have my preception class, so I cannot be a preceptioner.

by ErinPreception November 1, 2018

Price tag

A famous hit by English singer Jessie J, released in January 2011.

Very nostalgic song btw, gives me Toys R Us vibes.

It’s not about the money money money
We don’t need your money money money
We jus wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

by hamburger2020 February 5, 2022

half-price

Less than desirable, impressive, or noteworthy. Can be used to discredit the value of certain nouns.

"Wow, you guys see that new convertable truck thing? That shit is fucking price."
"What the fuck are you talking about? That's the most half-price piece of ugly garbage I've seen since the fucking El Camino"

by mal June 18, 2004