Poundstretcher 

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

Poundstretcher by kingmustard January 26, 2005

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

A phrase your grandparent might use to describe being busy with a futile, impossible, or endless task.

Cats like to cover their feces, but if they've done their business on a frozen pond, no matter how long they try to dig up something to cover it with, their paws will always slide on the ice. The joke is the mental image of a cat making the digging motion on ice for a long time.

I don't know why I keep weeding that garden. I've been busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, but I tell you what, there's gonna be just as many dandelions tomorrow.

busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond by Coell June 13, 2006

pumpkin pounder 

Someone who is into gingers and wants to do them

She's a pumpkin pounder, she's going to wreck him

pumpkin pounder by Charde April 17, 2014

ten pounder 

A very large, very stinky bowel movement.

Don't go in there, someone just dropped a ten pounder.

ten pounder by builderbob58 August 16, 2018

Plundergarments 

Unisex clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. They are requested to avoid the embarrassment of the walk of shame. Plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman's size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.

"Hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! Where'd you get them?"
"I was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. I want to keep them, and I haven't returned his texts asking for them back!"

Plundergarments by JAKarp October 11, 2009

Helmet pounder 

1} Anyone that works for any form of government whose sole intention is to take your money, gain power, and instill by force their will upon you.

The big domed building in Washington D.C is stocked full of helmet pounders.

Helmet pounder by bevo the fox March 27, 2009

anal pounding 

The act of ferociously moving your phallus in and out of another anus.

"WOW, last night was wild, anal pounding all night!!1!"

anal pounding by JonnyLzRyan August 8, 2006